Anna

eyeball, football, fuck it we ball

[Anna @anna_chimene]

"women don't care about sports" oh? are they marketed towards women? do people make a point to discuss and watch sports with young women? is it easy for women to discuss sports with men? are women's sports promoted and advertised? are women given credibility in the sports world?

[Anna @anna_chimene]

calls from debt collectors arent scary if you ignore them

[Anna @anna_chimene]

mailed my besties some things this weekend & clancy my brain goblin is trying to convince me i sent them damning evidence of a murder or some rotten garbage. being this hot does come with unfettered insanity

[Anna @anna_chimene]

my husband is gone this weekend and istg he better be careful i'm so tempted to shave off the ends of my eyebrows

[Anna @anna_chimene]

unfortunately the colonizers did take over this world cup. it's wild how good you can get at things when your country isnt being destabilized and starved

[Anna @anna_chimene]

@nylcromancer do NOT forget the tasty treats

[Anna @anna_chimene]

my OCD brain goblin is miles ahead of the CDC. he has been telling me the produce is made of parasites for years

[Anna @anna_chimene]

my first ship was kari byron and tory bellechi

[Anna @anna_chimene]

got what i wanted it doesn't sit right

[Anna @anna_chimene]

came home with a surgical skin marker in my hair somehow

[Anna @anna_chimene]

feels like i got 150units of botulinum toxin straight to the dome yesterday

[Anna @anna_chimene]

i let my brain goblin take the reins and decided to clean my house with no time limit..it's been 9 hours and i'm literally about to collapse from exhaustion.but it is gorgeous in here

[Anna @anna_chimene]

i clench my jaw so bad that my neurologist yelped when she checked my masseter muscle

[Anna @anna_chimene]

i always have some bullshit on my nails nowadays & i asked my nail tech if he had ever painted fish skeletons before. he just sighed like "anna most of the stuff you have me do i've never done before". anyways here's the fish skeletons

[Anna @anna_chimene]

"you dont want your child to be an american citizen?"
"why the FUCK would i want that?"

[Anna @anna_chimene]

being held together by concerning sour skittles consumption and arrested development

[Anna @anna_chimene]

always fun to see whose hair moves during a 90+ min match and whose hair seems to be purposely bulletproof

[Anna @anna_chimene]

everyone talked so much shit about kc and now they're here and suddenly it is delightful

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

My body is not a temple it is a 2009 toyota corolla that smells like weed

[Anna @anna_chimene]

just referred to light-up hoops and gloves as "wook sports"

[Anna @anna_chimene]

the reason that flopping is so essential in the world cup is that fifa has no concussion protocol lmaooo