Anna

Full time hypochondriac, part time hater of olives.

Just typing my thoughts into the void at this point

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

Back to bullying @Vans for getting rid of another one of my favorite shoes and I'm now formally demanding a true, pure black and white version of the new Ultraranges. Wtf is this?

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

This is Margot. She is absolutely beautiful and has 2 brain cells.

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

What do you mean tonight is the last time I get to double clap to The Medic by @Foxing with a bunch of strangers???

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

I like to pretend that I'm still capable of having days of horrible sleep, too much alcohol, and drive 12 hours just to come home and immediately leave for a concert, and still go to work the next morning.

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

FIL has now handed me a Bloody Mary. Go Cocks! (But with a little enthusiasm this time)

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

Somehow I am always in SC during their Clemson game.
Anyway, go Cocks*

(*I am obligated to say this after marrying into this family)

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

Retweet bc I haven't felt this again. It didn't hit the same in STL

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

Forever chasing the feeling of hearing Night Shift live at the Chicago Theater

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

I lost my sweet, old baby a few weeks ago to cancer. I've never grieved the loss of a pet this hard. But how could you not??? LOOK AT THAT ANGEL

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

@DairyQueen Count your days, DQ. This alleged Brownie Batter Blizzard is mt 13th reason

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

If I die on this trip, it won't be from having drinks and going to second locations with strangers. I'm going to die in a French Uber

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

I love most Europeans because they haven't made fun of me until I made fun of myself. They all think @DonaldTrump is a tiny little man

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

Why am I 5 drinks deep in some Irish pub trying to explain 2011 Childish Gambino

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

Me, while lying in bed with my spouse: "Lil Dicky is engaged. I literally have no chance in life."

[Dave @lildickytweets]

I got engaged to the love of my life!

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

I'm about to be insufferable for years to come now that I own a dirndl

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

I'm going to have to get dragged out of Germany when it's time to leave

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

First impression of Canada:
Toronto airport seriously lacks outlets/charging areas.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

I'm lucky the governor came to visit my work when I wasn't there or ya girl would be posting this in the unemployment line rn

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

I really hope Pete Wentz is here tonight

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

I'm so hormonal that I honestly may ugly cry when MCR plays Dead! tonight. I apologize to all of Soldier Field

[Anna @Anna_Condaa]

I never would've imagined that I would see Devo, but here I am