Anna Crabb

[Anna Crabb @anna_crabb]

Waiting at the exit while my parents ride roller coasters bc my motion sickness can't keep up with them. Is this what parenthood feels like?

[Anna Crabb @anna_crabb]

@AmznMovieRevws @KrangTNelson @Boogieknight @Slowknee

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

im at "crying over an episode of shark tank" levels of emotional fragility

[Anna Crabb @anna_crabb]

@people @KBrookeMask

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Instead of getting in shape, can we all just pretend it's cold and wear sweaters this summer?

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I've been eating healthy for 3 weeks now. Seeing big changes! Lost four pounds and punched 6 children.

[Anna Crabb @anna_crabb]

@morggypet I do this all the time. Love you so much!!

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

or, Paw and Order.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

CSI: Pets

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

every second that passes while i wait for someone to respond to an email with feedback is a second i spend assuming they hate me

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Life Hack: instead of working out and dieting, just wear a t-shirt to the beach this summer.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Survivor (2000) https://t.co/SkJCMWib7s

[Anna Crabb @anna_crabb]

@morggypet can't wait to see you!!!

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Love is cool but have you ever ordered enough food for two but there's only one of you?

[Anna Crabb @anna_crabb]

@cehajek hahaha. Love you so much❤ you are such a great photographer.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the bravest thing i know how to do is pretend, in front of everybody at the table, that i don't want dessert at a restaurant

[Anna Crabb @anna_crabb]

Snow Dogs (2002) https://t.co/gpmMyIfh34

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

only 6 hours left to indulge all my terrible habits before pretending im not gonna indulge all my terrible habits for 2 weeks then giving up

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

If I fall asleep right now I can get 65 hours.