Anna Gernant

i dont tweet often but when i do it’s subpar

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

dropping $500 on my taxes was not the type of online shopping I had in mind for today

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

@J_R0C_ the fact that at least one person really got it, is enough for me. love you ❤️

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

my coworker was kicked out of the town’s turkey (named runaround Sue) fb page for posting this. people cannot take a joke these days.

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

@Ma3dy constant misspellings

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

@caselawls very disheartening that you don’t even follow your most dedicated follower. #ripbobbyflayfanclub

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

.@Apple i think you got this idea from me

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

If only there was a way to have your read receipts on for only certain people and not others

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

my home screen going from doodle jump, temple run, and dumb ways to die to car insurance, banking, and healthcare apps really told me how old i was today

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can't stop laughing at these early jim henson commercials where one guy just kills another for not liking wilkins coffee

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

@magZpop @Ma3dy what are you talking about?? turkeys definitely come from plants

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

@caselawls funny..i feel like ive seen this twice today

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

@Ma3dy “back in college” acting like you’ve been out for 20 years

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

@Ma3dy the last one is killer

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

@Ma3dy ooo funny girl

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

the number of times I have googled how many ounces are in a cup is just embarrassing

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

Tell me I didnt just discover something while looking through old photos

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

There is a playlist on Spotify titled Work From Home and it does not include Fifth Harmony’s Work from Home song...i ..don’t understand

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

My coworker just jumped out of his chair and ran out of his office screaming “MAYDAY, MAYDAY!” after spotting a dead cockroach on the ground

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

meijer sushi is incredibly underrated

[Anna Gernant @anna_gernant]

@magZpop Kermit and baby yoda look like ET