AK-47

blue jean baby

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

Being vaccinated

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

LIFE HACK: CHEESE

THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE HACK.

CHEESE.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

BREAKING: Donald trump has been banned from Jurassic Park

[emily @sokasabers]

BREAKING: Hayden Christensen will be reprising his role as Anakin Skywalker in Spider-Man 3!

[c n e l l y @cnelliy]

the doorknob was invented in 1877

people in 1876:

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

Girls only want one thing and it’s to taste Wallace and Gromit ‘s moon cheese and crackers

[AK-47 @anna_kate1999]

This implies that femininity = weakness and masculinity = strength and a good political theorist would be aware that that’s completely incorrect, but that’s none of my business

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

There is no society that can survive without strong men. The East knows this. In the west, the steady feminization of our men at the same time that Marxism is being taught to our children is not a coincidence.
It is an outright attack.

Bring back manly men.

[AK-47 @anna_kate1999]

Donald Duck will be President for the next four years.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

A reminder of what an American patriot sounds like

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

👏 not 👏 every 👏 rat 👏 is 👏 a 👏master 👏 of 👏 gourmet 👏 french 👏 cuisine

[AK-47 @anna_kate1999]

Tell that to my GPA homie

[sarah @heavenbrat]

something about October feels like new beginnings

[. @SuiNeltwork]

two ghosts escaped from the haunted mansion ride and are debating on national tv right now

[liva @realchoppedliva]

old men can be so rude i will tie balloons to your house stupid

[AK-47 @anna_kate1999]

oui oui baguette

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

my ducks are indeed not in a row