anna lashhh

whelmed but not overly

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

I never move the spiders i kill on my porch so that other spiders know that this is a war zone

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

You can tell this cast has never watched this show before, esp the UK version #loveislandsusa

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

I will be single 4ever because every time I get on a dating app I just lose hope instantly

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

If anyone asks why I sleep with my phone on silent…. #vanderpumpvilla

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

I saw the biggest bug of my life (think like beetle + scorpion the size of my palm) in my dogs outside water bowl this morning, and I’m just so thankful it wasn’t inside my home because I would have to move out of my house IMMEDIATELY. #stillmayhavetoleaveduetoproximity

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

I love Clooney but @davidduchovny is the Clooney of the generation, even if they are almost the same age #californication #whathappenslater

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

Always ending things, just call me the director

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

Meeting the love of your life on a dating app

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

You wanna know how I know that I’m old? I chuckle when I realize people have left their garage light on all night and feel ashamed anytime I accidentally do

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

There should be a goodreads for tv shows and movies

I promise I do read books, but it’d be interesting to get friends’ view points on those as well

[Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall]

Frolicking hits different when you’re jubilant

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

Being an adult means that on any given day you could unexpectedly have to pay 500$ for a rock from nowhere hitting your windshield

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

Telling me I’m funny is the best compliment you could ever give me

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

“What’s for you, won’t go by you” #TheCovenantofWater

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

I love things I feel like I can’t get enough of but it may be because there’s not enough of it to be found

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

Tom and Greg give Hank and Charlie vibes just in the frat bro world of media conglomerates #succession #californication

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

I wish I had an iPad/extra iphone just so I could do a Timelapse on these tulips. Every time I look up they are all facing a different direction like synchronized swimmers

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

I had a filling last week, and my mouth still hurts so I tell my parents about it… My dads advice is “have some vodka and swish it around for a few minutes” #themostRussianadviceEVER

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

I swear, construction workers do the loudest part of their job for the entire day at 7AM. If they can’t sleep in, no one can

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

Why is it that it takes humans 21 days to establish a habit, but I take my dog out using a different route two nights in a row because of the rain and now she is unwilling to go the original & easiest route?

[anna lashhh @anna_lashkarev]

If you’re gonna start spelling out words to me so your kid doesn’t understand what you’re saying, give a girl a little warning first