anna

Animal lover, music grad, nause. Becoming a cat/plant lady and not mad about it.
Sober girly and unhinged rat.
She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 Ⓥ

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

it would be a good friday if i got a lobotomy

[anna @anna_leafs]

Gonna miss some of the students at work honestly. Filling out a fund application:

Me: 'can u give me an overview of ur financial situation?'

Them: 'shit mate'

[anna @anna_leafs]

'Come to a burlesque night my daughter is running, it won't be too raunchy'

Gillian I've just watched her lick squirty cream off another woman's thigh. See u Monday x

[anna @anna_leafs]

Never been sober at a work night out before. A lot of falling over happening. My line manager's line manager doing shots. Fun for the whole family

[anna @anna_leafs]

Going into work with a fever bc if ur gonna make stupid rules I'm gonna follow them out of spite

[anna @anna_leafs]

'Here's another one about my alcoholism' is probs a bit much for stage patter right

[anna @anna_leafs]

Getting v nervy about doing a solo open mic tomorrow so send thoughts and prayers pls x

[anna @anna_leafs]

Showed enthusiasm for a project at work and now I've been given the project. What have I done

[anna @anna_leafs]

Made my first connection and have a seat but I'm sorry, it's 2025, where are the plug sockets!!!! Swr when I see u

[anna @anna_leafs]

Travelling by myself means happily getting to the train station 40 minutes early

[anna @anna_leafs]

Equally I have three (3) changes and I may die

[anna @anna_leafs]

Arachnids and trainlines take note

[anna @anna_leafs]

Took us nearly 8 hours to get home and the big spider I've been using to exposure therapy myself has moved closer to the back door so maybe I shouldn't have come back x

[anna @anna_leafs]

Alex got cut off by a woman at the train station (we're in London) and he said if she sat next to him that he'd piss himself

She sat IN his seat

[anna @anna_leafs]

NEED

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

Everything Is Fucked and Everything Is Glorious
A4 and A2 open edition prints available now at my shop: https://t.co/mmisYb34eU

[anna @anna_leafs]

@no_yts OK x