cha cha smooth

Made a twitter account because my diary pages are full and my therapy sessions are booked

[. @KeyaraFoxx]

In her research for the origin of STDs, she uncovered how the complete lie that you can get an std from a toilet seat was created by doctors (probably also molesting their daughters) in a refusal to accept that little rich white girls were sexually assaulted by their dads.

[MoundLore @MoundLore]

If I’m gonna pay $5 a gallon this is what i want to get it from.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

MAGA when the murderer isn’t a person of color

[☔ @Whotfismick]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

that’s the cuntmobile

[rae @jgglypuffff]

How I feel taking pics with my skinny friends

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

So do most children of immigrants but I guess it's less impressive when they're poor

[dj benuxo @bebebenebebe]

as vezes vc vai fumar um que vai te mostrar q realmente sua intuiçao eh a unica coisa q vc jamais pode abrir mao vc sempre soube no final das contas https://t.co/tpTpFFE0mB

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

I recently heard someone say "men want power so they can have power over others and women want power so no one can have power over them" and I haven't stopped thinking about it

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

just replied to 2 texts

[ZachInMilwaukee @ZachInMillioke]

Sometimes when the weed really hits I feel like the melted girl from the anti-weed ad in the 2000’s but the commercial doesn’t mention that it feels awesome when you’re just chillin

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Nakşidil @tropiicalhoe]

I had these thoughts when I was 10. I don't know how more women aren't angry about the small lives our gender is forced to live.

[The Ambassador @The_Ambassador_]

Perfect

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

imagine reading this tweet 10 years ago

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

In china Guizhou Province, a veterinarian relieved a sow’s severe bloating by releasing gas and briefly lighting the exhaust tube to monitor it, ensuring the needle was removed in time to prevent internal injury.