i would actually rather dance the cotton eyed joe naked in front of my entire high school graduating class than send my food back at a restaurant because of a mistake
can we release all prisoners with minor drug convictions and replace them with people who don’t pick up dog poop and people who don’t return shopping carts
every relationship has to have one person who strictly adheres to expiration dates and one person who drinks milk 2 months after it’s expired or else it cannot work
Major love and respect to the Polish MP’s who co-ordinated their outfits to create a rainbow flag at the swearing in for their homophobic president Andrzej Duda 🏳️🌈