Anna-Marie🖤

chaotic stupid | she/her

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

Lizzo performing "Du Hast" by Rammstein at Barclays Arena in Hamburg (2023) https://t.co/uEJC4HL8fY

[Anna-Marie🖤 @anna_thibs]

the beginning of a roll of toilet paper should start underneath the roll instead of on top

[trash jones @jzux]

what is your most benign unpopular opinion? i don’t mean like “the earth is flat” type of unpopular opinion, i mean like “I think golden retrievers are annoying” unpopular opinion

[Anna-Marie🖤 @anna_thibs]

checking the pee-mails as my dad fondly calls it

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

do not rush me. on our walks. these sniffs are like my social media. and i’m scrollin

[[email protected] why not @rebeccawatson]

In the US, teachers buy their own chalk while cops get Captain America shields to protect themselves from women who want healthcare

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Oslo. He's going on a little trek through the forest to collect tiny rocks. You are more than welcome to join but you have to take it seriously. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sherlock. He thinks you’re doing pretty well all things considered. Will stay right here until you think so too. 13/10

[Anna-Marie🖤 @anna_thibs]

@loeyboba @CandyCrushSaga hahahah u have made it in life accomplishing what we all wish we could 👑

[Anna-Marie🖤 @anna_thibs]

@loeyboba @CandyCrushSaga NO WAY

[Anna-Marie🖤 @anna_thibs]

michelle has a great laugh and i think it’s bc she’s a teacher and has mastered that fake laugh u do when someone tells a joke that really isn’t that funny. both children and men tell those often. #TheBachelorette

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

we are on our way home from the pumpkin patch. and i got to pick out my very own. it is every pumpkin’s first halloween. so remember to make it special

[Anna-Marie🖤 @anna_thibs]

a pro-life/anti-choice MALE told me that women who are victims of sexual assault and become pregnant shouldn’t get an abortion because they could just “think positively about it.” where did this boy find the audacity to say that shit? left me completely speechless.

[Anna-Marie🖤 @anna_thibs]

i thought learning what a neuron was in every neuro/bio class i took was bad.. but learning about freud and his freaky stages in every psych class is much, much worse.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Winston. And these are his frisbees. He likes to organize them after playtime. Sometimes it takes a while. 14/10

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

one thing. you should really pay attention to. as things go back to normal. is me

[Anna-Marie🖤 @anna_thibs]

i’m going into my fifth year of undergrad. i have 1.5 degrees and 1 minors worth of credits. and yet, i still can’t seem to get the class schedule i want. it’s honestly a little ridiculous at this point.

[Anna-Marie🖤 @anna_thibs]

getting my tonsils out in the middle of covid/mask wearing has turned me into such a mouth breather and i’m gonna be so embarrassed when we can take the masks on and i’m just sitting there w my mouth WIDE OPEN forgetting people can see it now 😩

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Say hello to SwimShady one of the orphaned manatees here for rehabilitation!