Anna Mason

[Spage Enthusiast @SpageEnthusiast]

Me at 3am begging my newborn to sleep without being held

[Mabintou @mabintou]

Men will never understand how much joy us women get from asking them the most ridiculous questions in the world.

[labor nurse barbie 🌸 @aliahdomino]

I think my fetus thinks my bladder is a trampoline

[labor nurse barbie 🌸 @aliahdomino]

They should invent pregnancy that doesn’t make you feel like you got hit by a truck

[Laura Matsue @lauramatsue]

New CDC guidelines say you owe your conspiracy theorist friend an apology

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

[Geeted Rivalry @ElSangito]

pets are such life savers. sometimes all you really need is a little guy that follows you around

[Mir @PrayyboiCarti]

I’ve been enjoying this time off so much I forgot I had a job 😭😭

[Chad Prather @WatchChad]

It’s pretty amazing how quiet 81 million people can be.

[Anna Mason @Anna_Vander23]

@VictoriaBusta10 Move to AZ

[Lex @LexLutherrrrrrr]

Does your house being messy stress you out or are you normal

[Anna Mason @Anna_Vander23]

@ItsSophieYallll not the storage dude... 🥴

[Anna Mason @Anna_Vander23]

@coltondoe @EthanMason76

[Cole Bennett @_ColeBennett_]

just throw it in the air fryer

[Anna Mason @Anna_Vander23]

@matt_zwiers Got you as a BFF girl

[Anna Mason @Anna_Vander23]

@ItsSophieYallll I’m still a little whiner

[Anna Mason @Anna_Vander23]

@Dest_20 @AmericanAir FUCK THAT

[Anna Mason @Anna_Vander23]

I feel attacked

[Anna Mason @Anna_Vander23]

@kittyykaitt YOOO 😂 does this bitch have anything better to do than start drama on Twitter 24/7