Berta

granny with a big heart 🤍️️️️️️ yes it's free 🙄️️️️️️

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

Ouch… truth hurts 🥲

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

When I was growing up, I was convinced my big moment was whenever my brother's friends came over.
In my mind, they all had secret huge crushes on me, and I was 100% sure I was THE moment.

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

When bathroom music turns into a must

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That moment mom walks in and totally picks up on the vibe 😅

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

I've figured out that silence is honestly the only company I'm looking for right now

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

Real talk… the most interesting people are never the perfect, polished ones 😅 it's always the ones with weird habits, funny quirks, and a little chaos that keep life entertaining. You agree or no?

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

Would you date me?

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

i know i´m fat, and i´m proud of it!

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

would you come over for dinner if i asked you nicely?

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

Coming to terms with the fact that peace and quiet is the only date I really want

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

Do you like to sleep naked too?

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

50yo single and recently divorced, would you still hit me ?

Yes or no 😉

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

i give head for my own pleasure, is that bad?

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

Hi I am divorced. I'm looking for a partner for my old age. Say hi, it means a lot to me.

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

how much weight should i lose?

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

do you like curves?

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

Hi I am divorced. I'm looking for a partner for my old age. Say hi, it means a lot to me.

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

Be honest, if a 55-year-old lady invited you to her house, would you go?

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

nice to meet you, where are you from?

[Berta @itscurvyberta]

Who needs wife when you have berta?