Baby I could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my 1000 yard stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles
Getting broken up with by an avoidant person is so funny. Like oh my bad for trying to love and support you. I can see now that this was a psychic assault against you for which I deserve banishment. I shall repent in the desert alone for the rest of my days
Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in