@stoolpresidente@Gametime My husband won’t let us start having kids until Michigan wins a title. Promising you my first born and naming rights if you take me.
my take is that Billie Eilish should be allowed to be a child instead of singing songs about banging dads that her brother wrote but I also accept that I’ll be pelted with tomatoes for this one
one of the funniest things in the universe is lmfao making an album called “party rock”, followed by an album called “sorry for party rocking”, followed by them vanishing off of the face of the earth
idk who needs to hear this tonight but God put in on my heart to tweet it so ✨
DO NOT FUCK GUYS NAMED CHAD
DO NOT FUCK GUYS NAMED CHAD
DO NOT FUCK GUYS NAMED CHAD
DO NOT FUCK GUYS NAMED CHAD
DO NOT FUCK GUYS NAMED CHAD
DO NOT FUCK GUYS NAMED CHAD
DO NOT FUCK GUYS NAMED CHAD
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I think Sunday is worse than Monday. Monday is bad, don’t get me wrong. But thinking about how bad it’s gonna be is kinda worse. Kind of like how being nervous for a shot is worse than the actual pinch.
(This is my way of saying I currently have debilitating Sunday Anxiety help)
Everyones Father is important and I respect that. But mine just happened to be an American icon. He passed during a time in our country of deep divide. He represents to many the best of America. I honor him, love him, and talk about him. I do not deserve this unkind criticism.