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[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

entwined like long linguini forever

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Damn if u don’t know what insurance is u are so stupid like everyone know what it is. Insurance is so easy to understand and not intangible at all. Someone should tell me what it is as a joke so we can both talk about how we know what it is. U go first

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

I bet no one had this on their 2023 bingo card lol 💍

[anna askeland @annaaskeland]

@MNUFC @kyla_schewe it’s a necessity!!!

[Stefany @StefanyAmaro]

Thinking about how I used to write “sorry idk :(“ on my math tests

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

He's a 1 but there's just something about him

[trash jones @jzux]

i hate pants season. how am i supposed to see men’s thigh tattoos now

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

every dude in the Midwest is built like this

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

if you actually cared about kids you should probably put more funding into schools, health care, shelters, foster care, and food programs, not force people who don't want kids to have them

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

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[anna askeland @annaaskeland]

people don’t talk enough about how hard it is to meet new people in your 20’s

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

get to work

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

gonna be honest with u guys. i don’t understand how the gas nozzle knows when to stop

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

surely THIS will be the purchase that finally fills the deep hole of sadness and dissatisfaction within me