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[anna @annabananayay]

Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter

[anna 🦭 @BootyBuster66]

i am everything u want

[anna 🦭 @BootyBuster66]

i wrote the speech i'm gonna give my gf when we breakup in MLA format and i think i have a UTI

[anna 🦭 @BootyBuster66]

i told my friends that bill o'reilly got eaten by an alligator and they believed it

[anna @annabananayay]

@StephenKing please be my pen pal queen

[anna @annabananayay]

@DallonWeekes what are your hobbies

[anna @annabananayay]

i can send an official cover letter and resume if it helps please i just wanna have coffee with you @StephenKing

[anna @annabananayay]

i have a proposition for @StephenKing : meet me for coffee once a month and in return you will get Stimulating Conversation and Companionship also you can meet my dog

[anna @annabananayay]

don’t look at the rest of my twitter for reference that was so long ago im really cool and fun to talk to i promise

[madi @pasdachevaI]

rt for adam sandler like for anyone else

[anna @annabananayay]

@BrentMWilson inspires me to get out of bed every morning, thank you for making me the man i am today

[madi @pasdachevaI]

as i try to sleep, she farts

[madi @pasdachevaI]

hopefully https://t.co/yZbbdXemF3

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[madi @pasdachevaI]

im sorry

[anna @annabananayay]

@DallonWeekes ?

[anna @annabananayay]

i only re downloaded twitter to tweet that genius tweet to dallon weekes goodbye for now