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whatchu looking for

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[rian @nobrokrboys]

mind u the lady in the back still waiting for him to pay

[Gaurav @gauravsbuilding]

this is scary…

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

I swear the taste was so real in the dream

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

Imagine being so angry over a leaf from 120 years ago that you’re willing to reheat your century-old beef DAILY. A lifelong hater. He just like me fr

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

“You handled it so well!”

Me the moment I got into my car

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I was today years old when I found out that Apple makes military iPhones 😂

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

“Bro, there’s sugar in your bugs.”

[Mathew @mathewclarke]

That's what happens when you meet a guy whose entire job for decades has been shaking hands

[, @Zvbear]

She has seen both Hitler and Lil Pump in her lifetime

[la hora de opinar ⋆˙⟡ @Biofilica]

Por eso la importancia de darles juguetes didácticos, esos de formas que meten en un cubo cuando son pequeños.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Me in a Teams meeting, waiting to say
"Nothing From my side"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If extremely violent criminals are not imprisoned, eventually they will murder innocent people

[𝓀 ❤︎ @jiyongvamp]

who remembers when Sana said she had a hobby for collecting glasses then Gdragon IMMEDIATELY took off his and handed them to her without a single word

he’s soooooooooo 🤤💖

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

Erika Kirk leaving the White House dinner.

[Viviane Fernandes ཐི༏ཋྀ @Viviifernande]

Hoje reclamam da segurança dos brinquedos e equipamentos, mas nos anos 80 o teleférico era basicamente:
“vai com Deus e boa sorte.” 😅

[Kinzukee🐝 🇳🇬 @kinzukee]

Her insurance is gonna shoot her in both kneecaps when she calls

[Yuzhin 🇸🇬 @yuzhinok]

Other country news: Politician suggests a policy that will screw the entire working class over

Singapore news: yo the crows in Chinatown don't like bald men

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

POV: your parents asked you to keep an eye on the technician

[fidexCode @fidexcode]

Claude: Just say go, and I will generate the code

Me: Go

Claude: You have reached your free limit