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[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Take 5 minutes to read maybe the greatest celebrity story ever. Told by Marc Haynes.

[River Oaks Problems @RiverOaksPrblms]

Eater has officially decided to shit the bed with these crap lists. Borrowed time.

[annabmon @annabmon]

Someone take over DC

[Navy Yard Crime @NavyYardCrime]

Glad I did not re-sign my lease for Navy Yard.

If anyone is interested in taking over this account, please DM me!

[Allison Papson @AllisonPapson]

Senate staffer robbed last night on 12th St NE & Maryland Ave NE at 8:20pm. The victim works a scheduler in the office of U.S. Senator Katie Britt. She told police that she parked her car & as she was walking to her building, the suspect pointed a black handgun to her face. #MPD

[River Oaks Problems @RiverOaksPrblms]

West U. go for the elementary school and cookies. Run for Spring Branch when your time runs out.

[annabmon @annabmon]

@samrhall @DJournalnow Greenville SC is an amazing community. You are lucky to go somewhere so amazing. Onward and upward.

[annabmon @annabmon]

@SnyGuy @culvers @innoutburger Why not Whataburger (asks the entire state of Texas)?

[Carr @CarrMcKay]

Arch: Grows up in New Orleans, has family in the Delta and Philadelphia, MS, spends 18 years tailgating in the Grove every fall and going to the Neshoba County Fair every summer.

Arch’s social media team: “I’ll have to get used to the southern colloquialisms of Austin.”

[Leah Remini @LeahRemini]

WHERE IS SHELLY????

[annabmon @annabmon]

Best parent award of the day!

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I hope my kids have fun watching me carve pumpkins again this year.

[Jenée @jdesmondharris]

I don’t think there’s a single sentence on the parenting internet more smug than “they just eat what we eat”

[annabmon @annabmon]

@jdesmondharris @lvcann

[annabmon @annabmon]

@GanucheauAdam @chucktodd @MSTODAYnews @jonallendc

[annabmon @annabmon]

@GaylordHotels Had amazing service, food and housekeeping at #grapevine. Thank you!!

[Marshall Ramsey ✏️ @MarshallRamsey]

The largest city in the state of Mississippi is without water today and will be for the near future. This affects rich, poor, black, white — it’s not about politics but a failure of public policy decades in the making. May leadership rise as quickly as the flood waters have.

[annabmon @annabmon]

@GanucheauAdam @ayewolfe @jonallendc this deserves a look

[annabmon @annabmon]

@colerryan @TopGunMovie Same and took my parents too! glad to see Goose and IceMan too!

[Matt Lanza @mattlanza]

Let's say you want to go from MOD Pizza to Star Furniture in Sugar Land...but instead of driving across a parking lot, you want to experience Houston's grandest (though still somewhat incomplete) loop? Here's how to do it:

[Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney]

Dads, hand her a cocktail and the remote. Bathe the kids and put them to bed all by yourself. You’re welcome.