Anna Dwiggins

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[Anna Dwiggins @annachav]

Happy New Year to everyone except the people who think it’s okay to touch my baby without asking

[Anna Dwiggins @annachav]

@disney my daughter won’t stop asking for Toy Story 5 - we’ve already memorized the first 4. Please help

[Anna Dwiggins @annachav]

J: You know what’s coming up?
*speaking at the same time*
Me: Our anniversary
J: The @CurlysFrozenCu hot dog eating contest

[Anna Dwiggins @annachav]

I am “cried because we were missing a key dinner ingredient” weeks pregnant

[Anna Dwiggins @annachav]

G just knocked on the refrigerator door and said “cheese” to request a cheese stick. I think I’m done teaching her

[Anna Dwiggins @annachav]

We did it Joe 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Release the vaccine in vape form and I promise no one will ask what is in it

[Anna Dwiggins @annachav]

Signing in for my endo appt on a touch screen computer in the middle of a pandemic feels like licking a doorknob

[In My Mind @MeAloneInMyMind]

When I saw why Jurassic Park was trending on Twitter. https://t.co/IlgyVYAomG

[Anna Dwiggins @annachav]

Really wanna be productive but I can’t stop looking at pics of @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris

[Anna Dwiggins @annachav]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Amber Spry, Ph.D. @amber_spry]

You want to know why millions of people posted black squares on their social media and put black authors on bestseller lists all summer...

...and yet this election is still too close to call?

Because performative allyship costs nothing and saves no one.

[TOKEN BLACK GIRL @danielleprescod]

shoutout to all the girls who spent the month of june "reading, listening and learning" to figure out that they, in fact, like racism.

[Anna Dwiggins @annachav]

Taco Tuesday but with anxiety and a sense of impending doom

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Republicans are Very Mad (again) about my appearance. This time they’re mad that I look good in borrowed clothes (again).

Listen, if Republicans want pointers on looking your best, I’m happy to share.

Tip #1: Drink water and don’t be racist

[Anna Dwiggins @annachav]

One day you’re young and cool and the next you’re looking up templates for baby shark jack-o-lanterns

[Anna Dwiggins @annachav]

friendly reminder to vote and get your flu shot and don’t go touching babies that don’t belong to you