anna

Big fan of the Sims 4 and 3 and also Sims Freeplay if im on my ipad

[⚰︎ @vamperignon]

In 20 years from now there will be a slur for kids whose parents met on Hinge

[James @jamesbrinn_]

my favourite thing that’s ever happened is happening over on TikTok

[6 @killagyal6]

He was whipping up shit in a kettle, boiling shit.

Actual shit?

Boiling poo, in a kettle.
Bro the smell.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

If you left an empty seat for each person you’ve killed in Gaza, the stadium would be empty.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

lying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Spain-Argentina is the first World Cup “Colonizer vs Colonized” match that makes me say “well, let’s consider the nuances”

[mami @therealmsbankz]

checked his page 19 times today instead of 31, he’s #losing me.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

mitch mcconnell has entered the villa

[not angela 🏹 @akwifey4lifey]

Lola the type of detective to lock up Bonnie but not Clyde #loveisland

[Thomas James @escdestabxlxse]

Sorry but how can a serving politician get away with saying this shit in 2026 and not immediately face an investigation or some kind of punishment. We’ve truly gone so far backwards in recent years in this country. It’s shameful.

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

Im getting married in a SPORTS ARENA with 1000 GUESTS in the middle of A VERY BIG CITY but I don't want ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT IT because I am a SHY AND RETIRING ROSE so NO PHONES at my ADAM SANDLER initiated PRIVATE SACRED CEREMONY of love

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

I'm at Taylor Swift's wedding and they're livestreaming the funeral of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

[dakota @im2hai]

hinge is like omg yay Shit from a Butt liked me

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[ㅤً @Evertxn]

We chop and change Prime Ministers every two years because no one’s willing to accept the reality of the position the country finds itself in, and it becomes easy cope to keep blaming a central figure.

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

there are rumours that the first thing Andy Burnham's going to do in office is to repeal the mandatory taking it up the arse law brought about by Starmer