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Mother of two. Drinker of gin. The two are not always connected.

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

Rather than send me multiple messages today, telling me you are refunding the item I forgot to collect, could you not have sent me one message yesterday reminding me to collect it? 😔 @Argos_Online

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

@chiefchimpanzee Good luck with teaching him to watch where he walks - no sign of my nearly 12 yo (or his friends) becoming any less oblivious 😂

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

School have asked for "simple and inexpensive homemade costumes" for book day. I guess this week we are learning about oxymorons.

[LondonKidsLitFest @kidslitfest]

🥳NEW YEAR! NEW BOOKS! #Giveaway!

We've teamed up with our friends @parrot_street so you can start 2024 with a 3 month subscription to their brilliant books and activity boxes.  Like, follow both accounts and RT by 4.00pm 7/1 to #win. Ts & Cs on our site https://t.co/KHDVCiqQlG

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

@NM_Mum @asda Not too much risk - he didn't get caught 😂

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

Overhead in a Wimbledon toy shop "What would Juniper like..? Well I don't think she's ever watched television, so I don't think she'd know what that is."

[Neill Cameron Has Left The Building @neillcameron]

MEGA ROBO BOOK GIVEAWAY! My web shop is open from now till xmas - https://t.co/iFUuDxd1xT - and to celebrate I’m giving away one COMPLETE SET of ALL SIX Mega Robo Bros books so far! Just ❤️ & RT this post for a chance to win 🤖🤖🔥

[Monty Bojangles @MontyBojangles]

#FreebieFriday 💖 To celebrate the return of #GBBO we're giving away a box of Choccy Scoffy to one lucky winner for GBBO viewing snacks 🍰 FOLLOW and REPOST to be in with a chance to #win! 🎪

T&Cs apply. Competition ends 11:59pm on 6th October.

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

What not to do on a heat wave:
Wear new shoes.
Make a cream cake.

I'm learning the hard way.

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

Great game last night, my daughter loved her mascot experience, thank you! @ChelseaFCW

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

COME ON CHELSEA! 💙

#CFCW

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

🙈🙈🙈 #handbagclearout #emergencyketchup #mostofthisshitisnotmine

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

Do Americans call 1/4 "one forth" or is the YouTuber the kids are watching just a moron 🤔

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

@SophLouiseHall Pretty much is the next few weeks!

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

@TheKirstyKetley Same here

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

Wordle 668 X/6

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[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

They say you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. They clearly haven't entered the school Easter Egg competition 😂

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

Wonder how many kids will manage to find a photo of Henry VIII for their homework?

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

Amazing display of crocuses at @HamHouseNT

[𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒 @annaephilp]

@HelloMarkLowery my son loved your book and dressed up for Book Day as Monkey