Flick

there are only two things I love in this world- everybody and television- kenneth parcell

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

A little bait on rally attendance and boom "they're eating the dogs!"

[Carol Lombardini @ItsMeCarolAMPTP]

just want to announce on behalf of the AMPTP that we’ve decided to part ways with our longtime PR team. we wish Liz & Liz the best of luck in their future endeavors.

[Timothy Simons @timothycsimons]

ted cruz is a spineless cunt and he can fuck off to hell with his shitty ideas gtfo coward

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

If you voted absentee in AZ, GA, MI, NV, PA, WI— go check and make sure your ballot is counted. 

AZ:
https://t.co/uSVAjUTw3b 

GA: 
https://t.co/RSeTuTlg9g 

MI:
https://t.co/YnqEvqV2mE 

NV:
https://t.co/8WYpL2UclH 

PA:
https://t.co/aDuxXGQJCg 

WI: 
https://t.co/ed13ivFhY1

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

The fact that Trump said Proud Boys should “stand by” is one of the most disgusting, dangerous things that could have possibly been said. What a vile, racist bitch. Vote this motherfucker out.

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Is this Folkore?

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Tik Tok > Julliard

[The Black List @theblcklst]

MY BOYFRIEND'S WEDDING by Carrie Solomon #BlackList2019

[Anne Sundell @anne_sundell]

no one:

absolutely no one:

me: i fixed the joker trailer by putting it to "drama queen (that girl)" by lindsay lohan from the 2004 film, confessions of a teenage drama queen

[colleen @colleencroskey]

Pleased to announce that the vet said that Tiggy is the most overweight dog she’s ever seen in Colorado!!!!

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Trying to convince people that the president is racist is like trying to tell them the sky is blue— they either choose to see it or not.

I’d rather spend my time urging the American people who oppose his racist regime to agree on a democratic nominee and end this nightmare.

[Flick @annaflick]

i have checked this website for ticket availability every week for a month. i really REALLY want to go to this show
https://t.co/tqgkS3iB9R

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

A female is a "person" from conception until birth, a "young woman" as an underaged child sexualized and assaulted by old men, and a "girl" as a grown professional trying to command respect. got it.

[colleen @colleencroskey]

they didn't beat each other, they beat THE DICTIONARY, and i think that's beautiful

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Veep is the one thing that makes sense in the world because at least the most talented person on TV is starring on the funniest show on TV.

[Flick @annaflick]

@anne_sundell This is everything to me

[𝐆𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐚🐟 @TheGiorgiaShow]

#RussianDoll Alan and Nadia be like
@nlyonne @_CharlieBarnett

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[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

You know why it's raining in LA? Because Glenn Close didn't get her first movie until she was 35.

[AB @AlannaBennett]

listen the models can wear them all they want but over my dead body will I put low rise jeans on myself ever again https://t.co/2Rg8c4YIqg