Anna Gottfried

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

[Anna Gottfried @annagottfried03]

I just wrote a review on Kamran Hazel Rug https://t.co/a88EZKGrDK via @yotpo

[Anna Gottfried @annagottfried03]

*conversation between my parents in regards 2 a giant bees nest*
Mom: why did u kill the bees?
Dad: cuz it was in a bad spot?
Mom: u should have moved my plant at night 2 the garden so u wouldn’t have disturbed them
Dad: I would have got stung.
Mom: not if u moved them at night.

[Sam @okaysamk]

Wow.... taken this morning....... I’ve never seen Chicago this empty tbh

[mm @MarsyeeBahtiar]

When pennywise said "no one wants to be friends with a clown" I felt that

[Anna Gottfried @annagottfried03]

Me looking up $999 dollar couches & $210 dollar NY styled trays knowing dang well I only have $23.22 in my bank account. A girl can dream right?

[Abbey @StarGarbage_]

Whenever I seen someone litter

[m ¨̮ @melmadara]

is he cute or does he just know the shrek movies really well?

[m ¨̮ @melmadara]

call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband

make his plate every night, wash his ogre clothes for him, make sure he’s being left alone in his swamp, always have a dirty swamp for him to come home to, make him balloons out of animals, etc.

[4ocean @4ocean]

Before and after with 4ocean Bali.

[shelby. @cathedralslut]

Me: :(

Paul Rudd: exists

Me: :)

[horace @gayandold]

The Roman soldiers that crucified Jesus seeing him walk out his tomb on Easter Sunday

[kiaya @kiayalewis3]

in case someone needed this

[DOOP @ajzfern]

Did you know that the $1Billion + that has been donated to Notre Dame would be enough to clean up all of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch?

[Anna Gottfried @annagottfried03]

If anyone was wanting to travel to Indy today, DON’T. I’ve been in standing traffic for about a hour and a half. 😤 So you can say I’m having a pretty GOOD FRIDAY!

[Anna Gottfried @annagottfried03]

*teaching Sunday school to 4th and 5th graders*
Me: who knows what this Friday is?
Kids: Good Friday!
Me: and what’s happens on Good Friday?
Addy: Is it kind of like Black Friday?

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I said “sorry I have a boyfriend” to a man who asked me for my number today and he said “girl I know you’re lying you’re fine but not FINE FINE” and I have been thinking about it all day

[mel @melanie_chann]

my boyfriend wont stop taking videos of me🙊🙊🙊

[Anna Gottfried @annagottfried03]

Wait... I just now noticed that the clock app on my IPhone shows the real time. Hahaha I am so blown away.