anna

[leah 🍁 ☻ @shortnsevered]

i googled carrie coon and saw she was married to tracy letts, who i wasn’t familiar with, and assumed was a woman. so this whole time i thought she was a lesbian and i’m like okay fuck yeah. imagine my surprise when i watched an interview and she said “my husband.”

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

i’m glad six and seven are so inseparable these days, especially considering their past

[joey @joboduj]

i do tums recreationally

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

she/they and he/they alliance

[jonnie 🐶 @taembian]

When u jaywalk and theres actually a car there #MyBad

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

im breaking my silence: the straight woman dyke stolen valor outfit situation is out of control

[raley 🍂 @leiasidle]

the story of the coyote and the roadrunner is inherently sisyphean, but one could argue that it also reflects the story of orpheus and eurydice, for we tell the pair’s story again and again because, maybe this time, he really will catch that bird.

[mr ditz carlton @ditz_carlton]

bushwick-by-the-sea AKA jacob riis beach

[Caitlin Cooper @C2_Cooper]

Best plural forms ranked:

1) internal (tours de force, culs-de-sac)
2) ending in -i (magi)
3) is to es (oases)
4) suppletive (people)
5) vowel changes (geese)
6) f to ves (thieves)
7) adding en (oxen)
8) no change (moose)
9) adding es, ies (boxes, babies)
10) adding s

[Julia @tomhollwho]

AYO EDEBIRI AS WHO?!?!?!?!

[Fred Scharmen @sevensixfive]

It’s August 4th, 2026. Today is the only day you can say this:

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

I think if someone is going to adapt The Odyssey they should get more creative with the setting and medium. Like for example maybe have it be a novel that takes place in Dublin on June 16, 1904

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

It makes me so sad when people say baby albatrosses are chopped. Hes just a baby. A little muppet baby. Why would you say that about him

[ever @evttp]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked the vampire lestat and she said “Ooh, ooh, ooh Wah-ahhh” and then awoke Akasha

[anna @annajco]

and sorry what is making me crazy is that, if you can pay $700/a month more than us, why don't you just... give US, who are at the top of our budget, this apartment? must you spit in our faces?

[anna @annajco]

my girlfriend narrowly didn't get an apartment (by pure happenstance/timing) and the guy she lost to offered her HIS apartment which was $700/per month more expensive. ? are you delusional?

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Can’t stop telling people that getting a kindle will change their lives

[phil, @thehomiehopper]

gramps chewed actually https://t.co/zCS1Uc8CpD

[James @exhaustdata]

Genuinely my favorite thing about Ulysses is that the cat says “Mrkgnao,” as if Joyce was trying to advance non-human language as well

[han @heymorewords]

there’s something lowkey embarrassing about going into work on your birthday