Anna Aumer

Economics Professor at American University, played they violin in 3rd grade, can count to 20 in German, tacos are mood af

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

anyone have silly bands they’re willing to sell? I’ll give you some incense and half used Vaseline

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

the met gala has me in so much awe damn

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

I single handedly brought back casual Instagram. you’re welcome

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

who decided that hats were out of fashion? I just wanna talk.

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

hey if you stole my identity can you pls tell me…it’s super annoying man just fess up

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

hate the flex, but I’m a BEAST on the swings

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

swag

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

@claytonholbrooc woah thank heck that was a close one

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

@claytonholbrooc we need to talk...I can’t be seen dating a republican..I can’t do this anymore...it’s over

[Dave DiCello @DaveDiCello]

Five years. Exactly five years ago today I captured the shot of a lifetime. Arriving at the West End Overlook just minutes before this bolt struck the Point in #Pittsburgh, getting pelted by hail while the wind nearly sent my camera flying...and I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

@claytonholbrooc you’re welcome for 2/5 of the drip

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

@claytonholbrooc must have been some other bitch I would never

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

why does dish soap look so delicious? like I just wanna slurp that shitd up

[wdcv fm @wdcvfm]

Still relevant, retweet this rn

[wdcv fm @wdcvfm]

It's so hard being the best looking radio power couple in Cumberland County #JimboAndClaytonForever

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

my “ring” toe really be doing the least. She’s just there. Never supports me.

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

ayo armpit pimple check!!!!

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

I ate soup with a fork today.

[Anna Aumer @annakaumer]

alright crazy unpopular opinion: if you’re a murderer, I do not like or respect you. there, I said it.

[Claud @claudmp3]

instagram took this down which is all the more reason to post it here!!! trans ppl are hot and powerful. use the link below to help stop anti-trans bills in the US that are on their way to being passed

https://t.co/5HXkyfvbsA