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At least I think I'm really funny.

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So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.

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@ElizabethBanks @Brittanysnow Just because I'm drunk and it's my bday does NOT mean...... wait I didn't actually hear the question. #Bechloe

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I've been trying to be more...healthy and--ugh its the worst

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-am I on your list??

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Shh adults are talking

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Is this for your alcoholic mom? --no, its for the alcoholic me

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Swallowed a hard candy earlier and even tho I know it's "fine," I've felt like I'm in need of serious medical attention since it happened.

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You got cOrN?!

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wouldn't you prefer a naked girl in a clean room to a naked girl in a messy room...

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always believe in your dreams...except sometimes don’t

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are you more of a lorde gal?

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i've probably said fuck more times than my own name.

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you just missed it, before you came in I was singing... there were blue birds landing on my finger... there was a blue bird getting me dressed

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So, if I eat a Mentos and drink a Diet Coke...... can I use it as an excuse to spit soda at someone?

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like honey I'm an athlete

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It's flattering. If a guy wants to f*ck you, it's like, congratulations, you have a vagina and a pulse. So if a girl wants to f*ck me, I can actually feel pretty good about that.

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No, I'm sort of afraid of kids. They can smell my fear, i feel.

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We're all pretending, right?

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[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Ultimate euphoria: waking up and realizing you DIDN'T send that text.