Friend making $20/hr as a barista: “No worries bro, I"ll cover this one and you'll get the next one!”
Friend making $450k as a software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $3.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”
1. DEAR FELLOW BOOMERS,
What has happened to us? We are the generation that marched for civil rights. That marched for women’s rights. That marched against the injustice and perversion of the Vietnam War. We lived thru “duck & cover” drills, at a time when…
And so the notion that orange sodium lamps simply "feel" different isn't an illusion — they literally produce a different psychological, physiological, and emotional reaction in us.
Their "aesthetic" is attuned to the lighting of the natural world, and to our biology.
I’m walking into the grocery store and this homeless guy is in front asking ppl if they can get him some macaroni salad lol because it’s such a specific and simple request, when he asks me I’m immediately like “I gotchu bro”. So I do my shopping, grab him some macaroni salad and a sandwich (cause the cypher just didn’t feel complete to me lol) and when I came outside, his eyes lit up with a huge smile and he goes “you didn’t forget about me, thank you”
Nigga… I got to my car and fuckin wept lol fr. Cause it don’t matter our individual situations, where we came from, what we do, gender, age etc. all of us just want to feel seen and to not be forgotten about.
That was my lesson for the day.
Did you know? Thomas Jefferson, who helped write the Declaration of Independence, said we should rewrite the Constitution every 20 years so that modern society would not be ruled by the dead. — I say it’s high time for an update.
Gays don’t fight dirty enough. If I was the CEO of Grindr, you’d all be waking up to a link with a list of each and every one of those politicians’ accounts with screenshots to go with them.
Like they are acting funny. So we need to get hilarious.
I couldn't let this go by without outing @LindseyGrahamSC. This was Lindsey Graham during a young woman's testimony in Congress today explaining how she almost DIED when the Texas abortion laws kept her from getting the health care she needed when her baby was dying in her womb.
USN CDR (Ret) Wes Rexrode was on the USS Theodore Roosevelt on 9/11. Now he's fighting against unnecessary book bans:
“Spent the last decade of my Naval career fighting religious fascism abroad. Never thought I’d have to fight it right here in the United States of America.”