Anna Marie Ray

Language aficionado working my dream post-graduation job and composing queer poetry, living in my favorite city. Editor for poetry and short stories. She/Her

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

“Sir, I went down the Grand Canyon in two and a half inch heels. If you think I can’t bartend in three inch boots, you’ve got another thing coming.”

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

@DanZimberg Was really planning to open this to find a thirst trap attached. Color me disappointed…

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

No.

[Rachel Kitch @rachelkitch]

yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever reread an old WIP and realized it’s actually fucking good

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

I’m sorry but picturing my grandfather alive and listening to this new version of Onion Infowars while I practice piano in the Florida summers as a teenager and damn. To be young again.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

BREAKING:

NEWTOWN, Conn. (AP) — Satirical outlet The Onion has bought Alex Jones' Infowars at auction, relatives of Sandy Hook shooting victims say.

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

How do you reply to a tweet with the tweet under it? Because yeah. “My ability to care runs out at the disabled and immunocompromised” is NOT the take to have in these spaces.

I admit. I don’t mask everywhere. But if I’m being asked to mask? If I’m being asked to mask before?

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

Feels great escaping that trap! Watched kids *in college* CRY over parents selling their childhood home. Never got that. Happy in my life choices. Thanks for asking!

[Hannah Riley Fernandez @hannahcrileyy]

EARNEST question incoming: people who don’t live close to family or feel like they have a strong sense of “home” anywhere — how do you process the sad feelings that come with that? what have you done that has helped? what’s helped you accept it or make peace with it?

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

Just texted my best friend “*polls not pills” but check in throughout the night to see how strong that stance remains…

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

This explains so much @Verizon @VerizonSupport

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

Norbert Leo Butz always and forever. Don’t at me.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jonathan Bailey voted ‘Sexiest Fiyero’ in PEOPLE Magazine Readers’ Choice Poll.

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

Not me texting my father about a shitty K*n D*v*np*rt musical I didn’t know existed because it’s about a topic he loves.

But really. Why is Bonhoeffer not a klezmer band? Let’s get it together.

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

L**** O**** as the sister who dies of scarlet fever seems appropriate. At least there’s no vaccine for her to deny.

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

A robot will never have the anxiety and student loan debt necessary to deftly execute Elgar’s cello concerto

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

@aprilglick And this was both perfect and horrifying to find from you sharing. I cannot.

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

People being rude in the comments but I’m over here marrying on 4/20 and not doing it as well as this couple. This is gorgeous.

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

Yep! Count me in! Love everything about this 🫶🏽

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

@MrDavidGordon This gif is even more appropriate because it’s the face I made watching that atrocity.

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

@jamesholod @charlotteatepie Thanks for this explanation! It’s very interesting.

Remind me to invite you to the play readings then block you when we switch to musicals.

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

@jamesholod @charlotteatepie Wait this was gonna be my question too. I understand classrooms and educational uses requiring a license, but if I own a script or ten of a play and ask my friends to come over and read through it, is that not sanctioned? Or is it determined more by the acquisition of materials?

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

But can you explain how Americans *do* measure paper?? Because, as an American who works in an office, my printer is always asking and I just shrug and hope for the best…

[scarlett 🍓 @sscarlettamelie]

i think just now finding out americans don’t measure paper by A4, A3, A2, etc has actually changed the trajectory of my life

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

@pineapppleruntz I’m deeming that you can tell this because the conjugation is “copies catted.”

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

@vtodorovich @DavidFeuer @EliMcCann I do apologize. You said the unidentified blend “gags you,” markedly more offensive than a toddler saying something they’re unfamiliar with stinks. You’re right. Thanks for calling out your self this time!

[Anna Marie Ray @annamaridiom]

@vtodorovich @DavidFeuer @EliMcCann I’ll entertain this. You can indeed “dislike a spice” without being racist. What you can’t do is claim a *category of spice blend* from many different cultures and creations is of general dislike to you and therefore must “stink.”

Tell me, what’s wrong with calling that out?