mr. bovine joni

Nell from the movie “Nell”

[mr. bovine joni @annamartian]

I’d really like to try out being Goth for a while.

Have I missed my window?

[mr. bovine joni @annamartian]

@TheAutumnBrown HELP

[bort @heavybretting]

I guess my job could be worse

[mr. bovine joni @annamartian]

I need Twitter to see this photo of my dog

[mr. bovine joni @annamartian]

@rachelsteenblik Yikes

[Elliot @2Ls1T]

Me laughing at my own tweet I’m about to post that will get 2 likes.

[mr. bovine joni @annamartian]

Omg the mangled replies

[steph @steph_mcca]

my back? hurts. my mood? bad!!!! rock n roll

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Beaux. He would like to box, but only if you go easy on him. Might hit you with a left hook or maybe a swift puppercut. 12/10

[Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Just pulled up in front of Lowes and drove off with 18 ferns

[royse @Roysenotes]

my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling

[ur fav leo 🖤 @sleepylilari]

y’all act like y’all getting married on prom

[mr. bovine joni @annamartian]

Safe to assume he got annoyed right toward the end

[mr. bovine joni @annamartian]

The only person I actively desire to scream in my face on the streets of NY is @billyeichner

[mr. bovine joni @annamartian]

I am legit terrified to my core of Billie Eilish. Imma need to lay hands

[TattleTaleSister @TattleTSister]

Anyone in this area of California, if you have it in your heart to save the saddest life, please consider it. Dumped at 8 years old due to owner having a “bad back” and won’t stop crying. If you can help please do. Gentle and calm. Fully house trained.

[mr. bovine joni @annamartian]

What wonderful, insightful and deeply-human thread

[Erynn Brook @ErynnBrook]

I’m waiting on kitty ultrasound results and trying to distract myself a little bit so I’d like to tell you a story about something that happened last night, in the hopes that I can process my feelings around it.

I met a girl on the train last night.

[Cory @CCoryy_]

This is my dog Theo. Theo isn’t allowed at the dog park because he is a pitbull. RT if Theo should be allowed to play at the dog park.

[Abby Crum @abby_thatsme]

you guys better help this man find his dog

[ann lee news and updates @samcorb]

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