Anna Castle

throw some glitter, make it rain on 'em

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

“Why do you restrict me? You’re like a seatbelt. You’re holding me back” - my husband
🤦‍♀️

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

My husband and dog were being all cutesy while I was making dinner. I started to make a comment and he says, “I see you making that peanut butter and jealous sandwich” 😑

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

My husband listens to music through earbuds when going to sleep.... he’s currently passed out beside me & I hear metal playing and I’m legitimately concerned. ISO a psychologist to tell me what’s wrong with him. And me. Because I’m actually digging the tunes. #help #marriage

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

Husband: “If you were a booger, I’d fling you across the country”
Me: ...
Husband: “I mean, I’d pick you first. But I’d fling you away so fast”

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

Husband and I had a conversation about Ellie staying home with him all day...
Husband: “she sucks”
Me: “she just needs to know she’s loved”
“I told her that”
“Really?”
“Yeah! I told her ‘you are loved...and the woman who loves you will be home in a few hours’”
😑

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

Me: “I drink a LOT of water”
Husband: “Yeah, that’s why you’re always so pissy”

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

Me: “how long is the line?”
Husband: “8 shoes”
Me: “......... so 4 people?”
Husband “yeah”

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

I’m all about cheering for the SEC but Clemson is looking gooooooood #LSUvsCLEM #NationalChampionship

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

@Lauren_Daigle freaking KILLED IT! #NationalChampionship

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

My thoughts from the broadcast of the National Championship Tweet #1: @FLOTUS is a freaking BABE! Absolutely stunning. If you don’t agree, you can kiss my butt. #fashionICON

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

Finally catching up on last nights #DWTS and HOLY COW Kel freaking killed it!!

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

Seriously LOVING this season on @DancingABC. #DWTS

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

@netflix whyyyyy is @DesignatedNFLX suddenly dropping the f-bomb every other word? Who took over this show?!

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

Anyone know when the next season of @cw_dynasty airs?!? Just caught up and I’m FREAKING over this ending

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

@FLOTUS doesn’t get nearly enough credit for her style. Trendy yet classic. Absolutely flawless. #MelaniaTrump #flotusfashion

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

My husband told me that if I ever get another job, it would be a Microphone Efficiency Analysis Technician because I talk a lot... and I would be a microphone tester... #check12

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

Told my dad I had to get off the phone because the hockey game is on. He replied, “when did you become a yankee?” ... Guess that’s what happens when you’re from college football heaven. #noothersportmatters #youknowyourefromAlabamawhen #gopreds

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

Also this iPhone XR commercial is amazing

[Anna Castle @annamcastlee]

These @drpepper football commercials give me life #soclever