me: “I’ll study for this exam this weekend”
*procrastinates all weekend*
me 1 hour before the exam trying to study: “well if I don’t know it by now no point studying”
i genuinely dk how the fuck am i supposed to have kids...ur telling me if they suggest getting ice cream for dinner and picking up another dog on our way back i have to say no and act like thats not a great fuckin idea lmfao sorry im not fake