Anna Long

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[Anna Long @annaml94]

Computers ask if we are robots because they’re trying to find robot friends 🥺

[No It’s Not @VeroniKaboom]

What is today? The 4th? The 5th? The minor fall? The major lift? idek

[Anna Long @annaml94]

Day 11 of responding to political texts. No success yet

[Anna Long @annaml94]

Do non-Americans have their own version of using “football fields” as a unit of measurement? Like are Europeans just like “oi that’s about seven cricket fields”

[McFredesque 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FredTaming]

[inventor of cursive] what if the letters held hands

[Anna Long @annaml94]

[seeing something more than $1 at the Dollar General]

“This is the Dol𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳 General”

[Anna Long @annaml94]

It’s been four days since discovering the lyrics to ABBA’s Dancing Queen are not “you can dance, you can die” and I remain both relieved and disappointed

[Anna Long @annaml94]

Y’all ever clean your house just in case a criminal breaks in and you don’t want them to think you’re messy while they rob you, or are you normal?

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

describing in detail what kind of rug i want in my room out loud so i get a targeted ad for the perfect one i’m envisioning

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Let’s get to work. https://t.co/jEczrOeFdv

[Anna Long @annaml94]

@1hitsong @pizzahut @tacobell https://t.co/UVgejNp0Kj

[Anna Long @annaml94]

Can’t stop thinking about this house in NA

[Anna Long @annaml94]

Huh. Not bubonic, but......

[Anna Long @annaml94]

2020 will be the year of the rat. That means Ratatouille on repeat, saying “rats!” more as expressive exclamation, and return of the bubonic plague

[Anna Long @annaml94]

Day [?] of social distancing: I am dental flossing multiple times a day for fun

[Anna Long @annaml94]

And in a twisted turn of events, the answer could eventually be

D) all of the above

[Anna Long @annaml94]

Future history test: What did the American government consider invoking in Spring of 2020?

A) martial law
B) maritime law
C) marital law

[Anna Long @annaml94]

@kevinmalibu Lol! Might need to look into it. Gotta keep up with what the youths are doing these days

[Anna Long @annaml94]

I’ve never had a baby, but I’m pretty sure the happy feelings moms have when being handed their newborn child are exactly the same as how I feel when the waiter brings out everybody’s food

[Anna Long @annaml94]

Would love to see a fashion week dedicated to reinventing those capes they have you wear at the hair salon. Because the way they are now? Disrespectful

[Anna Long @annaml94]

Shelley posts her 83rd recipe on Pinterest, titling it “Funeral Potatoes to Die For” with 12 paragraphs about how she murdered her husband. But everyone just scrolls past to get to the recipe