anna :)

memphis memphis memphis

[anna :) @annammccormack]

i put way too much effort into this for people not to see it. @hederjon

[em @embbyg]

love island producers have such a talent for finding unwell people

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

11 stars for the Confederate states instead of 13 stars for the original colonies is a detail most Americans won’t notice because of our public school system.

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

I’m sorry, this is hard af lol

[boss @boss_on_here]

At what point were they supposed to tell us our blood type btw

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story whatsoever

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks for? I should get a 15 minute break every hour to eat cheese.

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[Biscuit @winslownian]

I just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge this Hinge interaction from 2023

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[kat @yslnadi]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[kar @bustitopen420]

they need a love island for people that are 26-32 and have their prefrontal cortexes developed

[emi @vxmpcore_]

sorry i was weird i wanted u

[tawny @tawnniee]

being under surveillance by the feds used to mean something u had to be somebody

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?