ann ansarian

born in glasgow, live in england
love my country
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[Ty Webb @Ty___Webb]

It’s still hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that we are being held hostage by a convicted felon who wears diapers.

[Matthew Lauseng @MatthewLauseng]

@krassenstein He’s a pedophile, anyone supporting him is condoning his behavior and is no different.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: The Trump Epstein File Popup Library is going on the road with a Truck full of the files!

First stop DC!

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Just post this 👇

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Well you fucking suck at it

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

look at the guy behind Trump (who is asleep). it smells crazy back there

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This is the American patriot who called Trump a pedophile protector at his rally in Michigan today. True hero!

REUTERS/Evan Vucci

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

In a world full of Karoline Leavitts, be a Kaitlan Collins.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

somebody is yelling "pedophile protecter!" at Trump

Trump calls him a communist

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

Donald Trump claims that airplanes didn't exist when his father was alive:

"I had a wonderful father, right, and he was a hard worker who was in the real estate business... He didn't want planes. They didn't have planes in those days, I don't think."

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

So how many times can Trump "obliterate" Iran before you MAGA jackasses realize that he's lying to you?

[Damaan, AKA 'Philly's Finest!' @Damaan4u33]

Who agrees that Donald Trump should be serving time in the Big House, not the White House in 2028? ✋

[THE Church @Michael58892792]

Raped little girls and married a whore.
Enough said.

[. @wizke11y]

Ngl its super scary that society as a whole isn’t this upset that our elected officials are deadass protecting rich pedophiles. In any other timeline heads would be rolling.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night.
It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me.

Sad and embarrassed and exhausted.

Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one.

People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room.

Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old.

He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second.

That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed.

There is a name for it.

So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers.

The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin.

And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride.

Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was.

And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving.

Just another joke at our expense.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

😆😆😆😆😆🥂

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Treason.

[@MysterySolvent @MysterySolvents]

OMG! Eww.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

I smell a very expensive lawsuit.

[PNW Area Man🇺🇸🇮🇪🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Notalwayswrite]

Wolf Blitzer goes rogue and they try and cut him off!
Love it!