ya fav pisces

I sometimes make mac & cheese in my kitchen while singing pocketful of sunshine into the spoon

[ya fav pisces @annapidge1]

I’d like to thank all 37 (I guess 36 cuz two accounts are Kendall) of my followers for not unfollowing me for my unhinged depressed tweets

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him łaid

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[вlαnc @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[Rose 🛸 @revengescores]

Before pride month starts im just gonna say this:

-men’s mental health month is in November

-straight pride isn’t a thing. Nobody has ever been oppressed or killed for being straight

-veterans get 2 months. May and November

So do some research before complaining :)

[Wami @TheeWami]

8 years career vs 20 years career

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

In an interview, Miley Cyrus said, "My stepdad asked me the other day, 'Why are you the only one without a makeup line?' I was like, 'Cause that's not my passion.' He goes, 'That's the right answer.' And it made so much sense. It's like, 'I don't have a makeup line because I'm not a makeup artist.'" "I feel that way about motherhood. It's just never been something that I've been overly passionate about," she continued.

"It's a lot of responsibility and devotion and energy, and if you're not passionate about that, I don't know how you do sleepless nights and 18 years of what my mom dealt with," she added. We're glad that Miley Cyrus is speaking openly about the choice not to become a mother. Parenthood is a decision-not an obligation society should impose. Still, almost never a male celebrity gets asked why he doesn't have kids. less

[xia @xiazfan]

this nigga just said you black out drunk i carry your limp body into the house hydrate you take your clothes off fuck you and then you wake up with no memory of it

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[🍓 @arckalie]

“women’s adoption of AI is 40% less than men”

yes bc we’re still using our brains

[kylei 🧶 @ruledbymercuryy]

found my mom’s grocery receipt from 2006, and I just fell to my knees omg…🧎🏾‍♀️

[‏ً @itsnwts]

i mean y’all forget you have mothers when you r@pe, insult, molėst, stalk and abusė women.

[Tuh'less 🏁🏁 @TLoveSpeaksss]

I love how we talk about Not Like Us like it’s a national holiday Lmaoo Happy Kendrick won the battle day to all who celebrate lol

[вlαnc @dqveed]

literally risked being black-balled to try and protect his younger cast members from a predator btw. may he always be blessed and protected.

[Bryan @Bryan60112]

Klay Thompson cheated on every woman he ever been with but y’all bringing up Megan dating history ? And y’all swear it’s not misogyny lol

[DCPetterson.bsky.social @dcpetterson]

Gov Walz could have been your VP. He could have made his policies go national. But too many people fucked up.