Anna

if loving worms is stupid then i don’t wanna be smart

[Anna @AnnaPiermattei]

in the hospital w a foot fungus they’ve never seen before...guess i shouldn’t have raw dogged those bowling shoes

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

i never get summoned for jury duty cus they can tell i want it too bad

[Anna @AnnaPiermattei]

@charborg2000 u ok?

[Anna @AnnaPiermattei]

fucking pigs arrested The Pumpkin 😡

[Anna @AnnaPiermattei]

@charborg2000 with what wifi? 🤣🤣🤣

[Anna @AnnaPiermattei]

i play so much sudoku i dream of new grids to solve. even in my sleep i cannot escape the numbers. give me the electric chair i need release from this prison.

[laura @comcswim]

save me jock kristen stewart pls save me

[Anna @AnnaPiermattei]

when i get high i feel like one of the twilight vampires pretending to be human

[Anna @AnnaPiermattei]

no, im not like other girls. but i am just like the mormon youths of america

[Anna @AnnaPiermattei]

Will You Let Him Into Your Heart?

[Anna @AnnaPiermattei]

i bring a sort of arthur vibe to the function that the bitches really don’t fuck w

[Anna @AnnaPiermattei]

@eviepapp i feel like harry styles does coke daily and doja cat is surprisingly sober

[Anna @AnnaPiermattei]

nobody knows i battle an excruciatingly debilitating illness every single day.
nobody even remembers my bunions. sad.

[brent @murrman5]

getting pulled to the side on iron chef and being told im using too many paper towels while I cook

[Anna @AnnaPiermattei]

@mademoiceI STOP I’ve literally thought about this every single year since middle school

[Anna @AnnaPiermattei]

it’s worm time baby!

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[charlie @charborg2000]

Whichever chemist invented McDonald’s ice cream should have won a prize

[Anna @AnnaPiermattei]

eternally chasing the high of taco bell nacho cheese

[Anna @AnnaPiermattei]

@charborg2000 i said it first!!!