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beep boop

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Inceptioning my mom into making hot dogs for dinner

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Spiderman close to home. Spider-Man home away from home. Spiderman home improvement. Spider-Man home is where the heart is. Spider-Man dog ate my homework. Spider-Man make yourself at home.

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Lot of three putts on the golf course today…. ermmm, not what I meant when I said I was excited for more Strokes this weekend!

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Yep, I was pretty damn excited for more Strokes this weekend… until I stepped on the golf course, that is!

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I kinda miss taking my shoes off at the airport

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Emily blunt in the disclosure day trailer #stopemilyblunt

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If you’re feeling hopeless this Monday morning, just remember, there’s usually someone in the other stall going through worse. A little perspective to start your week. So hydrate, eat plain foods, and keep your chin up. You got this!

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BREAKING WEATHER ALERT: WEATHER MAY BE IN YOUR AREA

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Figure skating

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

Gen Z coworker: did you see that clip of Pink Pantheress on the red carpet?

Me: No. Have you seen the clip of him trying to pronounce “hamburger” lol

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Dear coffee stores: can we dial back the temperature a bit on these coffees? Also, if you’re a Starbucks, your coffee is pretty bad. Sorry.

And, yeah—I’m still gonna call it a “small” instead of whatever stupid crap you came up with.

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Ow. Ow. Ouch. I think I slept on my entire body funny last night.

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Justin sherbert and the soft Angeles chargers

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“You looking for a fight, bro?” Nah, fam, I’m looking for a delicious sandwich. Know any great hole-in-the-wall spots in the neighborhood?

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I can’t sleep because I’m so excited for daylight savings… so much for the extra hour.

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Dogs can eat straight up POOP and BARF, but you’re telling me a delicious Onion Ring will “take them out”!? GET REAL!

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Ion know how y’all be running marathons… girl im out of breath eating this Big Mac 😭

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That’s that Maye espresso #newenglandpatriots #goteam

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My organs are 4-5 slices of dominos medium two topping pizza away from failing

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I haven’t fired a gun since I was like 8

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Kicked out of Eddington screening for sneaking in 1 pound of raw almonds 🫩