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Anybody can make history. Only a great (wo)man can write it. (Or tweet it.)

Number cruncher by day 📈📚🤓

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After waiting days without help, a Lytton woman managed to get into the village, past police checkpoints, to rescue her pets from the devastation. https://t.co/iFySRE4urR

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Wtheck @Hardbite ?! ILYSM, but c'mon. #tinderfail

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Hi @danlevy !!!! Thanks for speaking with us today 🧡💛💚 You're such a joy/inspiration!!!

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@chrissyteigen Something with a furikake base and another one with pickles /mustard!

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@GettyMuseum When life imitates art... Will this do @GettyMuseum ? May I introduce you to King Henry VIII? #GettyMuseumChallenge

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Sigh. Bouncers nowadays just letting everyone in. I miss being ID'd at bars. 😩 #covidsafe

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂

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@sahtran Move hereeeeeee 🙃

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@vyassaran @yourxiaolongboo Haha yeah let's!! When are you back? I just got tix and will be going with another (non-Matt) friend too so I'm sure we'll meet up there as well 🙂

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@yourxiaolongboo @vyassaran Since you guys both are very active on Twitter but can't respond to a message, are both of you going to Anderson Paak or not? I'M NOT TRYNA GO ALONE.

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😢 Keeping Sri Lanka in my prayers 🙏🏻

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At least 75 people have died in a series of explosions at churches and hotels in Sri Lanka, officials say. https://t.co/Fx1YvAh8Is

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@yourxiaolongboo @yvrairport Please send his mom to Japan and South Korea! She makes the best dumplings!!!! #YVRSKYTRAX10

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@YvrAirport Turkey, Burma, and India please! #YVRSKYTRAX10

[YVR @yvrairport]

We're celebrating being voted Best Airport in North America 10 years in a row by giving away 10 prizes to 10 lucky followers! All you have to do is quote tweet this and tell us where you want to fly. Top prize is a $2000 travel voucher. Make sure to use #YVRSKYTRAX10.

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@poooola Lol, the long distance type of love is not easy. But worth it with the right person! Hang in there, twin! xx

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@sahtran Your hair!!! 😍

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@YOUNG_AYSH Lmao that was me when I got an electronic kettle 😂

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@yourxiaolongboo How hot does it get in the kitchen? 🔥👩🏻‍🚒

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Who in the world actually eats the dried fruits from granolas? I separate each and every one of the babies and they magically find their way into the compost bin.