Dont worry about anything, instead pray about everything. With thankful hearts offer your prayers & requests to God. Because you belong to Christ Jesus, God will bless you with peace that no one can comprehend, & this peace will control the way you think & feel. Philippians 4:6-7
My wife, watching the US Open: “Damn, Brooks Koepka is gorgeous and I love his tighty-whitey pants”
Me: “and his girlfriend is smok...
(Wife gives me evil stare)
...ing weed if she thinks she’s hotter than you,
my darling,
love of my life.”