anna queerenina

baby witch. i write fiction and eat a lot of cake.

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"It was like being inside a fishnet, but not that fancy."

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"She was so ambitious she wanted to be the next Jesus."

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"There's just something so comforting about holding your own breasts."

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Dear @LindseyGrahamSC please make sure all #DisabledVets can participate in #SpaceA.

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@hilarybovay the sadness with which he says "bridesmaids under the sea" absolutely kills me.

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"Pennies are the sea urchins of coins." - my gf while rolling coins

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My gf is convinced that Julianne Moore's character in Mockingjay is called "lesbian commander."

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If I were a wizard I'd make it so my coworker's radio could only play Stevie Nicks. #priorities

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Is there an app for muting coworkers who are planning to vote for Trump? #askingforafriend

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Fulfilled my (very recent) dream of getting a giant bag of mixed candy. Now have awoken taste bud and belly ache. #vacation

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Old blind dudes at an NFB meeting, confused about what a FitBit does. #isthisawatch

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My gf is terrible at describing Keeping Up With the Kardashians because she can't tell any of the goddamn Kardashians apart.

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was a legitimately excellent movie. Kind of want to see it again immediately.

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"If this was a movie it would be a porno. Softcore though, because it has a little bit of a story." - my gf about a Father John Misty song.

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YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, BOOK-LIKING HUMANS! https://t.co/lb4GacrrQD

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Should I be concerned if I'm having the urge to pick up a face-sized ball of mozzarella and eat it like an apple? #cheese

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@silkspun lolol yes I am often confused between "rly hate" and "want to bang" it's a common problem

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Me, while watching #Pan: PATSY!!!! #callthemidwife #patsymount @emeraldfennell

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What's it like to be blind? #ImaginePeopleSayingWeirdStuffToYouAllTheTime #ThatsPrettyMuchIt