Bird Nerd🐓🦩

My mom thinks I'm funny🏳️‍🌈

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

I can’t stop cheesin at the mountains…I can’t believe I live here now

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

Why must literally every piece of furniture be made of velvet

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

Going through security at the airport with two cats is stressful af

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

@onceuponaweeny 🥹thanks bebebeeeeess🖤🖤🖤

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

I hand in my old apartment keys today🥲🥲🥲🥲

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

Movers come tomorrow and at this point I’m just throwing stuff in boxes and it’ll be a problem for future Hannah

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

The movers were like “hey can we come tomorrow instead of Friday” and now I’m freaking out

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

@chelmerr He reminds me of handsome squidward

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

I move in 2 weeks and I’m 100% not ready

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

It’s all fun and games being a trinket girl until you have to move

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

Seeing all these bikes makes me want one sooooooo bad

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

God I loathe packing

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

One of the reasons I can’t wait to get a new couch, besides the fact this one is absolutely destroyed, is that waffles won’t be able to attack my feet from underneath with the new one

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

I can’t believe I have to be all packed up in 3 weeks…where did the time go wtf

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

I just want to open a cute bar & bookshop space in a cute lil town and fall in love with a hot dark haired morally grey fairy but I guess that’s too much to ask for

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

Yet again…I’m asked by a flight attendant if I’m over 15 to sit in the exit row…why…why🤦‍♀️

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

Lol covered in sunburn🙃

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

“Are you ladies from Russia?” @scassafras

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

“Nooo, your great granddaughter had to be a cross dressa!!!”

[Bird Nerd🐓🦩 @annarddick]

Can’t wait to be on a yacht in Miami with all my bitches next weekend🌴🧉