So i April fool’d mikey yesterday and it’s too damn funny not to share! I downloaded a fake texting app and told him I made out with his girlfriend! I wish I would have been there for his reaction. Pranking Mikey is always the funniest shit ever!😂😂😂
I was today years old when I found out mikey has an amazing prime account. I’m seriously so upset he hasn’t told me before. I have lots of shopping to do to make up for not knowing. 🤪
I was crying to mikey yesterday that I’m not sure if I’ll pass my last 2 nursing classes I need to graduate. And if so I’ll have to retake them next semester. His response....”it’s okay baby you can mooch off me one more semester. I’ll allow it.”
I can’t with him. 🙄
*Me complains of feeling sick & a little nauseated*
Mikey: you’re pregnant!
Me having to act like I wouldn’t secretly want that: boy hush not today 👀
I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️
My nephew pulled Lilly’s hair and my mom told Lilly to pull his hair back but she wouldn’t so she cornered him and made Lilly pull his hair!😂 this grandma is a savage. She said “he gone learn today. That shit hurts.”
Why do I always get motivation to clean my house the night before I have to work all day 🙄 now I’ll be up til 2am sorting through Lilly’s baby clothes or some shit