So, @FieldMuseum, everyone gets a Santa hat except me, huh? And I'm just supposed to be grateful because I "have my own suite" and am "objectively cooler than the other fossils," right? Wrong. Put the hat on or I'll eat a class field trip.
I will forever love this old diva who saw a casting call for a 16 year old missing princess and was convinced she was a shoe in. She’s the Jenna Maroney of the Soviet Union. She left that audition like “Well, I got it!”