Anna Sauer

[Anna Sauer @annasauer415]

It’s been a wild summer.

[Anna Sauer @annasauer415]

Meyers-Briggs consistently tells me I’m 51% extroverted and man this quarantine has me realizing that extra 1% is killing me. I miss people.

[Anna Sauer @annasauer415]

Okay so, it was actually a wild year...but here’s a video of me (and a few special guests) yawning anyway...just to occupy your quarantined minds

[Anna Sauer @annasauer415]

@TheAbbySauer Transfer him here there’s lots of spare headphones

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Baseball season to start on time. https://t.co/1egUysAGTr

[Carly T @carlycubs21]

so you mean to tell me I gotta sit at home and can’t even watch baseball? the audacity

[Anna Sauer @annasauer415]

@iskarob Can you start with mine?

[Nick Viall @NickViall]

Whether you agree with Maddi or not, she articulated her beliefs with grace while trapped in her nightmare. Maddi has character. Real People.. real feelings. #TheBachelor

[Anna Sauer @annasauer415]

@erika__mariaa @carlycubs21 I would like to wholeheartedly disagree

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Jan: Michael ran through the sliding glass door because he thought he heard the ice cream truck.

Michael: I like ice cream. Ok?

[Tyler Cameron @TylerJCameron3]

At this point in the season, that’s the most exercise anyone gets... I’d be dead or pooped my pants

[Iz @iskarob]

My sister now calls the younger generation “post malone-ials” can’t figure out if it’s genius or really stupid...

[Anna Sauer @annasauer415]

Guys guess who my @Spotify artist of the decade is....

Hint: it’s me @PostMalone

[Anna Sauer @annasauer415]

@TheAbbySauer Aka the thing that never stops meowing
Aka the thing that woke me up at 4 am

[Anna Sauer @annasauer415]

Late night thoughts: you know looking back I was his back pocket girl but he was wearing CARGO shorts.

[Anna Sauer @annasauer415]

Okay but my brain will explode if someone says 4-6 and I don’t reply “46?!?”

I think I’m broken

[Anna Sauer @annasauer415]

Apparently co-star doesn’t follow me on Twitter because this is obviously not a problem for me. I’m hilarious.

[Anna Sauer @annasauer415]

Actually let’s just make every Thursday ever thanksgiving #ineedmashedpotatoes

[Anna Sauer @annasauer415]

Thanksgiving has no business being only one day. I petition to make it socially acceptable to stuff your face full of turkey every Thursday in November.

[Anna Sauer @annasauer415]

One of my seventh graders referred to Dallas from The Outsiders as “dumb thic” the other day. I’m really glad that we now have the vocabulary to describe why we couldn’t stay focused during that movie

[Anna Sauer @annasauer415]

@iskarob “He dumb thic”