Greatest Soda
18. you
17. can’t
16. possible
15. rank
14. these
13. carbonated
12. beverages
11. because
10. they
9. all
8. taste
7. so
6. unique
5. and
4. have
3. different
2. flavors
1. *it’s called pop
Anyone else get offended when someone passes you when you're already going 5-10 mph over the speed limit? Like sorry 70 in a 60 isn't good enough for you... I hope you get pulled over.
*Midwesterner when it’s -5 degrees out*
Their brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Them:
If it wasn’t for this wind it’d be pretty nice out
*single leaf falls*
People from the Midwest: “Ope, well grab my flannels, throw me on a hayride, pour me some cider and call me spooky, it’s almost Halloween!”
How seasons work in the Midwest:
Jan - Bitterly Cold
Feb - Still Cold
Mar - Potholes
Apr - Cold Rain
May - Storms
Jun - Mosquitoes
Jul - Walk out and sweat instantly
Aug - Surface of the sun
Sep - Tiny Black Bugs
Oct - Bonfires
Nov - Winter Preview
Dec - Cold, with decorations
Adulthood is low key lonely af. Everyone’s busy. Everyone sucks at texting. We all just work all day to come home and sleep to wake up and work again. On weekends you catch up on things you couldn’t do during the week. It’s all stupid.
Drunk Girl by Chris Janson is a really good song and I like it a lot but every time I hear it I get upset because it really shouldn't have to be a song