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*tips fedora* hello m’isandrist

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imagine having sex for the first time and your v card declines

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one of my favorite things ever is when people whose first language isn’t english say silly little things like “terror mansion” instead of “haunted house” ITS SO CUTE

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@ymcadilf 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

[Pauline @therowsmvse]

she spoke the truth

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that time of year again where half of my camera roll looks like this 😀

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@abbyboobenfeld awww likewise:)

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this middle schooler I have on snap…

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Currently in Sweden. I need to pee

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@steinle_daniel Crêpes for the win actually

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lol i wish, there’s a shared kitchen so if I go get water or anything than ill run into all of them

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one of the worst parts of living with all men is that now I can’t do random late night doing-my-makeup-really-nice-for-no-reason sessions without seeming like im doing it for male attention 😐

[Annie Perkins @anniek_p]

Happy birthday to this lump. Baby Seal is 10 years old today!

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last night for dinner i had paprika rice cakes and a can of beer… a low point has been reached

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@nolactose4u peach girl 😁

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I was watching the olympics and the demon slayer theme song(?) was playing in the background as they were competitively kayaking??? lmao what

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@hahathatscooll I got a book from the library about train trips a while ago and omg its the coolest thing ever I want to go on all of them

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managed to get on the bus in the wrong direction AND my train transfer.. lord help me I’m going to be late 😭

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men should not be allowed to write books I think

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when the book you’re reading suddenly becomes homophobic and then proposes the theory that young girls develop anorexia so that their period stops bc they are not psychologically “ready yet to begin their reproductive lives” 😃