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Irrelevant, irreverent. Not a cop fan.

[sol 💗 @soleisdaylight]

I LOVE CRINGE I LOVE FUNNY LYRICS I LOVE FUNKY BEATS I LOVE BEING “BASIC” I LOVE POP MUSIC I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT

[K-Ci’s “Alizeeeee” adlib on “How Do U Want It” @IceQuebe_]

My bad, I thought we all hated white supremacists

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

Uh oh

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

A big divide in attitudes towards AI, I think, is in whether you can easily write better than it and it all reads like stilted, inauthentic kitsch; or whether you’re amazed by it because it makes you seem more articulate than you’ve ever sounded in your life

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

what if the male loneliness epidemic has something to do with the way straight men act

[G.S. Quay @hemingquay]

Possibly the funniest thing ever printed in the Washington Post.

[Taeyeschanaye @qkeeahmi]

A lot of you guys are miserable because you don’t do enough arts and crafts.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

missed connections is so sad and romantic

[Slazac 🇪🇺���🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

>go on twitter
>it crashes
>look at the stock market
>it crashes
>get on a plane
>it crashes

This is Elon's America

[Meagan ❄️ @atlmeagsnow]

How did we get into this mess? You ask. Well, too many of you had football coaches for social studies teachers.

[Discounted Trash Flow @DiscountedTF]

I'm happy to announce that I can't take it anymore

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

Be more Dolly.

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

please reinstate him i am literally afraid

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

why not just erase the lines on the road while we are at it?