Anna Stout Shugart

Mother. Snark Enthusiast. National Board Certified Teacher. Perfectenshlag.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

JACK: I know today is all about ceremonial rocks, but maybe it can be about one more.

He drops to one knee and brandishes an engagement ring.

JACK: Tessie, will you draw slips with my family this year?
https://t.co/owcO7Q0IeU

[Anna Stout Shugart @annashugart]

My favorite child.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

@MerriamWebster Our favorite park.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

@MerriamWebster Our favorite park.

[Anna Stout Shugart @annashugart]

@RGIV22 Robert. Proofread. Please.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

english teachers will have you read stuff like "the lottery" and "all summer in a day" and "a rose for emily" and then they just send you on your way, changed

[Anna Stout Shugart @annashugart]

Today it was a sneeze. #thisis45

[Anna Stout Shugart @annashugart]

I threw my back out while putting in my contacts this morning. So I’m shopping for coffins now… #44isthenew84

[Jeff Gray @jgrayatua]

Our largest @NCWIT Aspirations banquet ever Over 190 attended to celebrate the awards last weekend (with Dawn Morrison as keynote).

Great to be back!

Photos: https://t.co/ybSpKhPlh2

@AlabamaSTEM @CS4Alabama @AlabamaCsta @NCWITAIC @ECEP_CS @AMSTI4all @AplusCR @bamaengineering

[Anna Stout Shugart @annashugart]

The reason I teach

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

good morning to every english teacher who woke up this morning like “today’s the day I assign a short story that will haunt them till the day they die”

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

before anything happens to twitter does anyone want to tell me how ardently they admire and love me

[Anna Stout Shugart @annashugart]

👏👏👏 MUCH. DESERVED. 👏👏👏

[Jamie McClung @JpmccMcc]

McClung state's top computer science teacher https://t.co/w9dJiqJFRt via @fptimesjournal

[Jamie McClung @JpmccMcc]

Fort Payne City Schools host national competition https://t.co/mYPAasTjZS via @fptimesjournal

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

“Spotify’s down? What am I supposed to listen to now?“

Women, my brother.

[Jamie McClung @JpmccMcc]

Great day @Mcwane for Girls in Engineering Day. Wonderful event to encourage women in STEM. @FIRSTinAlabama @FIRSTweets

[Philosophy Thoughts @Philosophy_DQ]

"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog."

| Mark Twain

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Perhaps we should make passing a civics test a requirement for service in the U.S. Senate.

[Mind Haste ⚡️ @MindHaste]

You become very dangerous when you realize that you can do it alone.

[Anna Stout Shugart @annashugart]

@GratefulDead 🌺🌺

[Anna Stout Shugart @annashugart]

Hello. My name is Anna and if it’s about Tiger King, I. Will. Binge. It.

[Anna Stout Shugart @annashugart]

My child while studying for a test in MTH 112: “I wish I were a dog so I didn’t have to do math.”