anna

genuine ostrich, three payments (she/her)

[anna @annaskets]

lingerie showers are fatphobic and in this essay I will

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

randomly decided i was going to be in a bad mood for no real reason today

[sakoiya @sakoiya]

Random things that induce my anxiety

The right lane of Ponce, heading westbound, east of Moreland
Parking in Atlanta
A party of >6 at a restaurant
The I-20E/W merge off 85 southbound
Ride shares, allum
The Beltline crosswalk near Krog
Dekalb Farmers Market lines

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Parents of gay kids being homophobic is wild. U literally Manufactured the gay. birth the gay. Ur the gay FACTORY

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Social media killed the need for a high school reunion. I already seen your kids faces and yes I'm aware Jay went back to jail

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[𐔌 rev ♡⸝⸝ @strawbrevy]

omg 😭

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

me when i just got to work and they’re already asking me for help

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

april fool’s day 10 years ago: uh oh! we’re wendy’s and all of our burgers are triangles now! tee hee

april fool’s day now: ronald mcdonald was on the island and burger king has footage to prove it

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

It’s every fucking day with this stupid fucking President swear to god

[everslay⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @everslay13]

i feel like if you voted for trump you should automatically be drafted for war

[Libriscent @libriscent]

i always panic whenever people ask what i like to do for fun because i actually just enjoy lying down with my cat and going nowhere

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

please don’t ask me to understand what a deductible is

[Dulsè @JadeDaGem]

ppl are at superbowl parties eating tortilla chips and queso dip talkin bout they want an all American halftime show ok

[alex @vaudevillehook]

White people be like I used to be blond as a kid

[tay @hairball1952]

reached that part of the christmas dinner where everyone talks about their excessive usage of ai