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[m. @moseason_]

I know shorty had a stroke when the police showed up and they was black too 😭

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

I love a lady who is not afraid to have 13 beers before a career defining TV interview.

[jezz @JezziiB]

The funny thing about the Trump rally is that by removing the woman who was punched and not the man who punched her, they stroked that man's ego and made him think he'd gotten away with it. Which led him to boast and brag on Facebook, which led to him being doxxed. A white mans arrogance and audacity will get the best of him everytime.

[Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident]

The type of content the algorithm feeds you when they know you're a woke hockey fan

[=ㅅ= @milfbeomgyu]

when i made the decision to commit suicide my mood improved immensely because it meant everything would be over soon. every bad thing that was happening didnt matter because i wouldnt have to deal with the pain much longer. depression and suicide arent a straight line down

[Flora y Fauda 🦋 @FloraYFauda]

Cuando éramos adolescentes una amiga escucho al padre hablando por teléfono con la amante y se lo contó a su psicóloga que tuvo la excelente idea de armar una reunión con los 3 y decirle a ella que diga frente a ellos lo que le había contado.

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Women in the 80s were at the gym with their ass and coochie out and men just thought it was hot, men do not actually care that women are dressed like “whores,” they’re upset that women today feel less sexually accessible and thus should not be allowed to dress in a way that is sexually enticing because it makes men feel cheated

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

real funny "inventors harmed by their own inventions" moment happening in anti-abortion activism in texas

[juno 🦘 @aquelajuno]

lembrando quando dei uma prensa numas aluna do QUINTO ANO que tavam usando estratégia de mean girl pra me afetar. eu, a professora. cortei logo pela raíz.

eu repreendendo elas e no primeiro "mas eu não fiz nada 😞" já meti "TU ACHA QUE EU SOU OTÁRIA?" não deu mais 1 pio

[prin 𖤍 @velcrolezbo]

and #they wanna convince ppl that this isn’t a humiliation ritual. imagine what this does to a person’s esteem ://

[jenny @wh0r30z]

just got BRUTALLY FUCKING MURDERED

[&¡ @andiwithnori]

sf invented a condom that works as a contraceptive without having to open it

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Thinking that every neutral-faced stranger is gazing upon your soul with hatred and disgust is truly a gangstalking level delusion and I don't know why it's still being entertained

[멍멍🔞 @_gangaji_]

I go to an elevator and a man follows. I press 12, old lady inside presses 7, he asks for 4. When we reach 4, he looks at us & we look at him waiting, he says hes going to 12. I tell him he asked for 4. “ah right.” As he was leaving he turns to me and says “you have pretty toes.”

[kt, esq. @____katieee]

guy who assaulted me in a frat married a woman who has a substack where she wrote an essay about believing college survivors and doing better by them, quoting my former coworker, and decrying the voluntary intoxication loophole. life is a joke and nothing matters

[trappy 🍁🎃 @c1nnamonbunny]

It’s actually crazy how much you can uncover about celebrities from old gossip forums and it’s not always just speculation. I remember years ago on Lipstick Alley there was someone who claimed to know the Kardashians and posted some wild things about them and they provided proof

[Fiona@PLAY BOTH PARANORMASIGHTS @ThornheartCat]

I still think about this time in middle school where it was report card day and our homeroom teacher said we couldn’t get our report cards and leave until we were ALL quiet and my class was ROWDY but after a few minutes they realized she wasn’t playing and shut up… except two

[chess @killcesco]

David Lynch's favorite thing in the world is making a beautiful woman wear an extremely puzzling unit

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Friendly reminder that walking is a legitimate workout. The only reason it gets downplayed is because big fitness hasn't found a way to package, brand, and sell you outdoor air yet.

[qwexxx @xXxqqa]

Animal lovers when they see a non mammalian animal being abused: